Very little.  I wondered about hypnosis humor and checked the web to see what was out there.  Not much.  There were two hypnotherapy stories spun in seemingly endless versions.  So I decided to create my own version of what I thought was the funniest story.  Here goes:

The master hypnotist stood confidently at the front of the stage, staring out at the audience with mesmerizing eyes and a crooked, leering smile.  Twenty stumbling volunteers lurched about behind him occasionally staggering into one another.  They looked a little bit like zombies from Night of the Living Dead.  He’d already given them the suggestion that they were drunken sailors having difficulty standing but that they wouldn’t fall down.  The hypnotist rubbed his hands together in gleeful anticipation of what he would next do with his group of bumbling, staggering sailors.  And just as he pivoted around to face his group, a big, drunken sailor careened into him and knocked him to the floor.  From his lowly perch, the stunned, angry hypnotist yelled, “crap!”  And all twenty sailors dutifully squatted down…

Well, so much for hypnotic humor.  If you have any good hypnosis jokes, feel free to share.  Just keep it PG please.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.  I apologize to all those sober sailors out there.

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